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I'm Only Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Car Window Signs


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- Adds humour to your daily commute
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- Adds humour to your daily commute
- Lets fellow drivers know your urgent situation
- Turns your drive into a laughter-filled journey

Transform your daily drive into a hilarious adventure with the I'm Only Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Car Window Sign from Kalan. This quirky accessory is the perfect excuse for any lead-foot tendencies - because let's face it, nature calls at the most inconvenient times! Add a touch of humour to your commute and let other drivers know that your speedy driving is not for the thrill but out of sheer desperation to find the nearest bathroom. This sign will do the talking for you, making your drive a laugh-out-loud journey that is sure to bring smiles to your fellow road warriors. Don't let urgent bathroom breaks ruin your mood - embrace the situation with a dash of comedy and turn your drive into a memorable and entertaining experience.